Friday, December 5, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT PART DEUX

SHE'S BACK!!!
HER BODY WAS ON VACATION, BUT SHE'S BACK!!! I KNEW THE REAL JEN HEWITT WAS SOMEWHERE
INSIDE THE FAKE BIG JEN HEWITT. HER LATEST PICTURE FROM US MAGAZINE REVEALS HER
OLD SIDE. THE REAL THING. I JUST WANTED TO SAY, "YOU GO GIRL!" LOSING 18 POUNDS IN
10 WEEKS IS A REAL ACCOMPLISHMENT. "JEN, PLEASE DO NOT EVER GO AWAY."

Friday, July 11, 2008

I'M ADDICTED TO HALO 3

I PLAY HALO 3 ONLINE JUST ABOUT EVERYNIGHT. ON WEEKENDS WHEN I DO NOT HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO, I PLAY HALO 3 HOURS ON END. THE LONGEST I PLAYED WAS 5 STRAIGHT
HOURS. MY WIFE TELLS ME MANY TIMES OVER I'M ADDICTED. I HAVE REPEATEDLY DENIED THIS ACCUSATION. LATELY, I'M FINDING MYSELF TRYING TO GET BETTER BY GOING TO THEIR
WEBSITE, WATCHING MLG PROS PLAY HALO 3 AGAINST OTHER PROS ON THE INTERNET,
AND I THINK ABOUT HALO 3 MOST OF THE DAY. I LOOK FORWARD TO GOING HOME AND PLAYING HALO 3. I STOPPED WATCHING TV AND I EVEN SLOWED DOWN ON PLAYING GOLF (MY OTHER OBSESSION) SO THAT I CAN PLAY HALO 3 LONGER. MY WIFE IS RIGHT AND I'M ADDICTED TO
HALO 3.

"MY NAME IS YUN, I'M ADDICTED TO HALO 3."
THERE, I SAID IT!!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

HEATHER, PLEASE GO AWAY!!!

WHY IS HEATHER MILLS GETTING SO MUCH PRESS AND FAME? SHE WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN
AS THE WOMAN THAT TOOK PAUL MCCARTNEY'S MONEY. SHE WON $50 MILLION FROM THE
DIVORCE CASE AND SHE STILL WANTS MORE? MCCARTNEY WILL BE PAYING AROUND $20000
A MONTH IN CHILD SUPPORT AND MILL'S WANTS MORE MONEY BECAUSE $20000 A MONTH IS
NOT ENOUGH FOR THE DAUGHTER. WHAT A NIGHTMARE FOR MCCARTNEY. I FEEL FOR THIS
GUY. ALL SHE DOES IS CRY WOLF. NO BODY BELIEVES A WORD SHE IS SAYING. MCCARTNEY
HAS NOT SAID ONE NEGATIVE COMMENT ABOUT MILLS IN PUBLIC. I RESPECT MCCARTNEY MORE
BECAUSE HE TOOK THE HIGH ROAD. TODAY, I READ IN THE NEWS THAT YOKO ONO HAD SYMPATHY
FOR MILLS. WHY DOES SHE HAVE ANY OPINIONS ON THIS MATTER. SHE SOME HOW TRICKED
JOHN LENNON INTO MARRYING HER AND BROKE UP THE BEATLES.
HEATHER MILLS, JUST GO AWAY. YOU GOT YOUR MILLIONS AND WE ARE TRIED OF YOUR
NONSENSE.

Friday, February 1, 2008

SENATOR ARLEN SPENCER AND SPYGATE

WHAT IS SENATOR SPENCER DOING? WHY SHOULD THE GOVERNMENT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE WHOLE SPYGATE CONTROVERSY. THIS IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME. THIS SHOULD BE AN IN-HOUSE MATTER. WHY IS THE CONGRESS GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS MATTER. THIS MATTER DOES
NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE PROBLEM THAT MLB IS HAVING WITH THE
WHOLE STEROIDS SCANDAL. STEROIDS SCANDAL AT LEAST THE GOVERNMENT IS INVOLVED BECAUSE IT IS BREAKING LAWS. HOW IS BILL BELICHICK , HEAD OF NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, VIDEO TAPING SIGNALS FROM NEW YORK JETS BREAKING ANY LAWS? HOW IS ROGER GOODELL, COMMISSIONER OF NFL, DESTROYING THE VIDEO TAPE EVIDENCE BREAKING FEDERAL LAWS? WHY IS SENATOR SPENCER MAKING A BIG
DEAL 2 DAYS BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL? IS THIS GUY TRYING BE BIGGER
THEN THE GAME? FOR HIM TO THREATEN NFL OF TAKING AWAY THEIR
ANTITRUST EXEMPTION BECAUSE OF THIS SCANDAL IS PREPOSTEROUS.
NOTE TO SENATOR SPENCER, THERE IS A WAR GOING ON, LET'S NOT WASTE TIME AND TAX PAYER'S MONEY.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

TOM CRUISE AND SCIENTOLOGY

TODAY, THERE IS AN INTERVIEW THAT IS CIRCULATING ON THE INTERNET ON TOM CRUISE
AND HIS EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENTOLOGY. THE INTERVIEW IS ABOUT 10 MINUTES IN LENGTH AND
LET ME TELL YOU, HE IS STARK RAVING MAD. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW CREEPS
ME OUT. WHEN HE STARTS LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHY HE'S LAUGHING... THIS INTERVIEW DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE. HE IS EITHER A SCAM ARTIST OR
CRAZY. SCIENTOLOGY IS NOT THE AUTHORITY ON THE MIND. THEY CANNOT CHANGE THE WORLD.
TOM, DO EVERYBODY A FAVOR, GOT OUT. IN FACT, WE KNOW YOUR GAY. GOT OUT OF THERE TOO!
PLEASE GO TO YOU-TUBE AND TYPE IN TOM CRUISE AND SCIENTOLOGY. PLEASE MAKE YOUR
OWN OPINION ON TOM CRUISE.

Monday, December 31, 2007

PARIS HILTON AND GRANDFATHER

RECENTLY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED, BARRON HILTON, THE GRANDFATHER OF PARIS HILTON, WILL
DONATE 97% (ABOUT 2.7 BILLION DOLLARS) OF THE TOTAL HILTON WEALTH TO CHARITY
FOUNDED BY HIS FATHER CONRAD HILTON FOUNDATION. HER GRANDFATHER IS REPORTED TO BE
EMBARRISED BY HIS GRAND DAUGHTER'S ACTIONS THE LAST FEW YEARS. THE BOTTOM LINE IS,
SHE WAS BORN RICH AND SHE WILL DIE RICH. IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING
WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO HER. THANK YOU MR. HILTON!!!