Thursday, December 13, 2007

JESSICA ALBA... SHE'S NOT FAT... SHE'S PREGGO!!!

YESTERDAY, JESSICA ALBA'S PUBLICIST ANNOUNCED THAT ALBA IS PREGNANT. THE FATHER
OF THE BABY THAT SHE IS NOW CARRYING IS NONE OTHER THAN CASH WARREN.
WHO THE HELL IS CASH WARREN?
BECAUSE OF MY CURIOSITY, I DID LITTLE BIT OF
RESEARCH ON THIS GUY. LET ME SAY, THE RESEARCH WAS VERY LIMITED BECAUSE
HE REALLY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING. INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE HAD HIM CO-PRODUCING MOVIES
NO ONE HAS HEARD OF AND HE WAS AN ASSISTANT ON FANTASTIC FOUR. IT WAS THERE THAT
THESE TWO MET. THEY WERE DATING EVER SINCE.
IN MY OPINION, JESSICA ALBA IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST ACTRESS
ON THE PLANET. FOR THIS GUY TO KNOCK HER UP IS POETIC.
PLEASE, CAN SOMEONE INTERVIEW THIS GUY? I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HIS MOJO!!!

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