TOM CRUISE AND SCIENTOLOGY

TODAY, THERE IS AN INTERVIEW THAT IS CIRCULATING ON THE INTERNET ON TOM CRUISE
AND HIS EXPERIENCE WITH SCIENTOLOGY. THE INTERVIEW IS ABOUT 10 MINUTES IN LENGTH AND
LET ME TELL YOU, HE IS STARK RAVING MAD. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS INTERVIEW CREEPS
ME OUT. WHEN HE STARTS LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHY HE'S LAUGHING... THIS INTERVIEW DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE. HE IS EITHER A SCAM ARTIST OR
CRAZY. SCIENTOLOGY IS NOT THE AUTHORITY ON THE MIND. THEY CANNOT CHANGE THE WORLD.
TOM, DO EVERYBODY A FAVOR, GOT OUT. IN FACT, WE KNOW YOUR GAY. GOT OUT OF THERE TOO!
PLEASE GO TO YOU-TUBE AND TYPE IN TOM CRUISE AND SCIENTOLOGY. PLEASE MAKE YOUR
OWN OPINION ON TOM CRUISE.

PARIS HILTON AND GRANDFATHER

RECENTLY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED, BARRON HILTON, THE GRANDFATHER OF PARIS HILTON, WILL
DONATE 97% (ABOUT 2.7 BILLION DOLLARS) OF THE TOTAL HILTON WEALTH TO CHARITY
FOUNDED BY HIS FATHER CONRAD HILTON FOUNDATION. HER GRANDFATHER IS REPORTED TO BE
EMBARRISED BY HIS GRAND DAUGHTER'S ACTIONS THE LAST FEW YEARS. THE BOTTOM LINE IS,
SHE WAS BORN RICH AND SHE WILL DIE RICH. IT IS NICE TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING
WILL NOT BE GIVEN TO HER. THANK YOU MR. HILTON!!!

AMY WINEHOUSE

I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT AMY WINEHOUSE, BUT ONE THING I DO KNOW FOR
SURE... SHE'S A CRAZY GIRL!!!

INTRODUCING... THE BOSS

JON PAPELBON, THE CLOSER FOR THE BOSTON RED SOX, HAD IN HIS POSSESION THE GAME
WINNING BALL THAT WON THE 2007 WORLD SERIES. HE REPORTED TODAY, HIS DOG ATE THE BASEBALL. THE IRONIC THING ABOUT THIS STORY IS THAT HIS DOG'S NAME IS 'THE BOSS'.
YANKEES FANS MUST BE JOYFUL TO HEAR THAT RED SOX ORGANIZATION'S SECOND MOST PRIZED
POSSESION WAS EATEN BY SOMETHING THAT IS NAMED 'THE BOSS'. COINCIDENCE OR NOT, AT RED SOX MOST BRIGHTEST MOMENT, SOMETHING YANKEE ALWAYS RUINS THEIR SHOW.

ROMO, SIMPSON, AND DALLAS COWBOY'S FANS

YOU COWBOY FANS ARE CRAZY TO THINK THAT TONY ROMO'S PERFORMANCE (QUARTERBACK OF THE
DALLAS COWBOYS) IS BASED OFF OF HIM DATING JESSICA SIMPSON. THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL
FOOTBALL PLAYER AND QUARTERBACK OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS. THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO WIN AND WIN IN BIG GAMES. GRANTED, I CANNOT EXPLAIN HIS LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE SINCE HE STARTED DATING SIMPSON, BUT COWBOY'S FANS AND MEDIA NEEDS TO GET OFF HIS BACK. THIS GUY WILL WIN. HE IS A GOOD GUY AND HE IS HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE. LET'S LET HIM BE.

THE SPEARS

JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, THE YOUNGER SISTER OF BRITANY SPEARS, ANNOUNCED YESTERDAY THAT SHE IS PREGNANT. SHE IS 16 YEARS OLD AND THE FATHER IS HER 18 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND.

BRITANY SPEARS, THE OLDER SISTER OF JAMIE LYNN, LOST CUSTODY OF HER CHILDREN TO
EX-HUSBAND, KEVIN FEDERLINE. HELL, EVEN O.J. SIMPSON STILL HAS CUSTODY OF HIS TWO CHILDREN AND HE KILLED HIS WIFE.

LYNNE SPEARS, THE MOTHER OF BOTH JAMIE LYNN AND BRITANY SPEARS, IS CURRENTLY WRITING
A PARENTS BOOK.

I THINK JEFF FOXWORTHY SAID IT BEST... "ONCE A REDNECK, ALWAYS A REDNECK."

JESSICA ALBA... SHE'S NOT FAT... SHE'S PREGGO!!!

YESTERDAY, JESSICA ALBA'S PUBLICIST ANNOUNCED THAT ALBA IS PREGNANT. THE FATHER
OF THE BABY THAT SHE IS NOW CARRYING IS NONE OTHER THAN CASH WARREN.
WHO THE HELL IS CASH WARREN?
BECAUSE OF MY CURIOSITY, I DID LITTLE BIT OF
RESEARCH ON THIS GUY. LET ME SAY, THE RESEARCH WAS VERY LIMITED BECAUSE
HE REALLY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING. INTERNET MOVIE DATABASE HAD HIM CO-PRODUCING MOVIES
NO ONE HAS HEARD OF AND HE WAS AN ASSISTANT ON FANTASTIC FOUR. IT WAS THERE THAT
THESE TWO MET. THEY WERE DATING EVER SINCE.
IN MY OPINION, JESSICA ALBA IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST ACTRESS
ON THE PLANET. FOR THIS GUY TO KNOCK HER UP IS POETIC.
PLEASE, CAN SOMEONE INTERVIEW THIS GUY? I'D LIKE TO KNOW
HIS MOJO!!!